Cat-based therapy.

Discovered today that the painful numbness in my left leg upon waking wasn’t due to the usual culprit (Dog sleeping on it), it was this bugger;

The prototypical Ginger Tomcat

Please note – I do not have a cat. This is the local feral, fed by about five different households, who usually sleeps on the wall between mine and my neighbours’ house, meaning that he appears to have an honour-guard of large greyhounds.

How he got into my house, I have no idea, though it was probably through one of the downstairs windows which I had open to let in the breeze. His name is not Breeze, it’s Geoff. I also have no idea when he got into my house, and more to the point, I have no idea why he got into my house, being full of large Dog as it is.

After depositing him in the front yard (as shown) he just sat there looking utterly offended that I would even dream of evicting His Majesty from his rightful bed.

Brilliant creature.